Never come back from holiday

It's just not worth it.

What do you get greeted with? Penny-ante nonsense. Emails clogged up with 'decolonising the revolutionary imagination' and a 'rich synthesis of complementary studies'. And a Conservative commitment to:

• encouraging greater corporate accountability by offering a lighter regulatory regime to companies who make a commitment to responsible business practice [from the latest version of "built to last"]

AAArgh!